Saturday, February 4, 2012

File this one under: "It's hard to gin up attendance among world-loving goats when your dry ice and smokin' sound system can't compete with the world's version of that on the same day"

Posted by Christine Pack

According to the Christian Post, megachurch Pastor Perry Noble has cancelled his Sunday night church services because of the Super Bowl, with the following explanation:
"I've been in church work for over 20 years and the one thing I can say is that attendance on Super Bowl Sunday night in church has always been awful! (and…the people who are there are pretending to be looking at youversion on their phone…but they are really checking the score of the game!)"

 Additional Resources 

You're A Jackass If You Want To Go Deeper In God's Word, Says Perry Noble

Perry Noble Says "You Officially Suck" If You Don't Like the Music

The Perry Noble 2011 Sheep Beating Incident

Perry Noble Has His Worship Team Play AC/DC's Highway To Hell On Easter Sunday?